Festive, Not Fast Christmas Snail Sweatshirt

Celebrate the holiday season with a little humor and a whole lot of personality in our Festive, Not Fast Christmas Sweatshirt.

Featuring a cheerful snail wearing sunglasses and a backwards cap, wrapped in a cozy Christmas scarf, with a shell decorated in colorful holiday lights, ornaments, and festive greenery, this playful design brings Christmas spirit to those who prefer to enjoy the season without rushing.

With its bold “FESTIVE. NOT FAST.” message, this sweatshirt is perfect for anyone who loves Christmas, appreciates a good laugh, and believes the holidays should be enjoyed at their own pace.

Perfect for Christmas parties, cozy winter days, holiday gatherings, casual festive outings, or gifting to someone who embraces the slower side of the season.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Made using the Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt, this comfortable, durable sweatshirt combines everyday practicality with festive style.

• Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Fit: Classic unisex fit
• Neckline: Crewneck with ribbed-knit collar

Construction: Seamless body with double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neckline, waistband, and cuffs

Comfort: Soft, medium-heavy fabric designed for everyday wear

Label: Grey, pearlized tear-away label

Design: Vibrant Christmas snail graphic featuring the words “FESTIVE. NOT FAST.” printed on the front; plain back

Fabric certification: OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes (Certificate No. 168252, OETI)

Cotton sourcing: Ethically grown US cotton supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol

AVAILABLE COLORS

• Black
• Forest Green

SIZING & FIT

This sweatshirt features a classic unisex fit, offering a comfortable, relaxed feel for both men and women.

Please refer to the size chart in the listing photos before ordering.

Size note: Product measurements may vary by approximately ±1.5 inches (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Use mild detergent
• Tumble dry on low or hang to dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
• Do not dry clean

PERFECT FOR

Christmas gifts, funny holiday outfits, festive family gatherings, Christmas parties, cozy winter weekends, matching holiday outfits, snail lovers, and anyone who believes Christmas should be celebrated without the pressure to rush.

All the Christmas spirit. None of the hurry.

Part of the ApexPassion Christmas Collection